Dear Popo:
I'm fairly certain my feet stink, but I want to take off my shoe and smell my foot, just to make sure. However, I'm afraid my cube-mate will turn around just as I bring my nose close to my foot for the "big whiff." I guess I could always take my shoe off, rub my foot against the carpet a few times, then pretend I'm doing a push-up, but really I'm trying to see if the carpet soaked up any of my foot smell. I'm afraid that won't be very accurate though. I dropped a lot of egg on the floor this morning while eating my breakfast bagle, so there's a chance I'll just smell scambled eggs. Oh, maybe I'll go lock myself in a bathroom stall and smell my feet in private. I'm not 100% sure what I'm going to do if I confirm my feet stink....maybe wash them in the sink?
Love,
Kiki
P.S. Someone just came over and told me not to drink from the drinking fountain because the water is brown. This week we've also run out of company envelopes and lined yellow note pads, and have had significant internet slowing. I'm becoming a little concerned, are there any job openings at your employer I might qualify for?
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