Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Real Facebook

I'm not going to lie - I've had those moments.  Sadly, no one has ever been willing to hold my hands while I forced one out.  It's making me start questioning my friendships.

I'm sitting here, by myself, drinking a glass of wine and watching the CW.  I may, or may not, be crying at some of the more emotional parts of Hart of Dixie.  All of a sudden I was wondering how my FB friends would respond to a status update that read "alone, tipsy and crying over the CW."  I figure I can break my FB friends into categories based on their responses.

Actual Friends: "If you really want to cry you should watch Beaches.  Oooh they should remake Beaches and cast Kristen Bell as the one with cancer."

Semi-Actual Friends: "LOL. What kind of wine?"

Not-Actual Friends: "Where's Dustin?"


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