First, you should understand I am using D's computer to type this. His computer no longer has a backspace button. So I have to type very slowly, or this would be illegible.
I've been thinking about it more and I think it might be better for Kristen to play the Cancer Chick. The Cancer Chick was attractive, so is Kristen. Though Kristen does have good physical humor (like Bette) I don't think she's used to wearing awkward costumes, like the bunny outfit and Otto Titsling's Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder. I think instead they should cast someone like Rihanna who is used to wearing crazy shit. She may actually be wearing a titsling in this picture.
However, if Rihanna gets cast as the Broadway star that means Kristen is in the secondary roll. Thus, we will have to rewrite Beaches so Kristen is the primary character. I'm thinking Kristen should get into a fight with Rihanna in a car and bash her head into the window. After a big dramatic whirlwind of publicity everything works out in the end because the traumatic brain injury Rihanna suffers makes it impossible for her to realize that someone who would beat your head against a window is not actually a friend. Wait, I might have gotten off track here a bit.....
Love,
Kiki
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