Beaches Part Duex

Dear Popo:

First, you should understand I am using D's computer to type this.  His computer no longer has a backspace button.  So I have to type very slowly, or this would be illegible.

I've been thinking about it more and I think it might be better for Kristen to play the Cancer Chick.  The Cancer Chick was attractive, so is Kristen. Though Kristen does have good physical humor (like Bette) I don't think she's used to wearing awkward costumes, like the bunny outfit and Otto Titsling's Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder.  I think instead they should cast someone like Rihanna who is used to wearing crazy shit.  She may actually be wearing a titsling in this picture.

However, if Rihanna gets cast as the Broadway star that means Kristen is in the secondary roll.  Thus, we will have to rewrite Beaches so Kristen is the primary character. I'm thinking Kristen should get into a fight with Rihanna in a car and bash her head into the window.  After a big dramatic whirlwind of publicity everything works out in the end because the traumatic brain injury Rihanna suffers makes it impossible for her to realize that someone who would beat your head against a window is not actually a friend.  Wait, I might have gotten off track here a bit.....

Love,
Kiki

The Best Use of My Time...

I have spent most of my day wondering who would be amazing enough to play opposite Kristin Bell in a remake of Beaches.  Who could match Kristin's poise, strengh of character and beauty. 

And I think....Ann Hathaway? 

Hmmm...Or perhaps Drew Barrymore

But then I realize it needs to be someone with class...

Someone with a smiling personality....

Bubby and charming...

And ofcourse a snappy dresser..

I am still coming up blank. 

The Real Facebook

I'm not going to lie - I've had those moments.  Sadly, no one has ever been willing to hold my hands while I forced one out.  It's making me start questioning my friendships.

I'm sitting here, by myself, drinking a glass of wine and watching the CW.  I may, or may not, be crying at some of the more emotional parts of Hart of Dixie.  All of a sudden I was wondering how my FB friends would respond to a status update that read "alone, tipsy and crying over the CW."  I figure I can break my FB friends into categories based on their responses.

Actual Friends: "If you really want to cry you should watch Beaches.  Oooh they should remake Beaches and cast Kristen Bell as the one with cancer."

Semi-Actual Friends: "LOL. What kind of wine?"

Not-Actual Friends: "Where's Dustin?"

Who does #2 work for?

I uploaded blogger to my phone.  How cool is that?  Now I have no excuse not to post. 

Sydney had a heck of a time pooing yesterday.  Poor baby.  She was making weird noises and grunting.  At one point she started crying and grabbing me while she bared down.  So sad.  But she finally won the fight. 

I have a team member who is not pulling her weight.  It is impacting my team and has been for a while.  It is frustrating that it has been allowed to go on for so long.  And now has fallen in my lab to deal with.  But it is also a good learning experience for me.