Is this poop or chocolate?

Dear Popo

Posting about pink clothes and stargazing – you sure are raising one stereotypical girl! J 

Me, on the other hand, my child is an enigma.  He is afraid of spiders and biking at mildly-fast speeds.  He’s also convinced large worms are actually baby snakes, and he refuses to even touch one.  Though worms are off limits, dog poop and human poop are not.  Neither is eating off of the floor, or rubbing hands on the inside of the garbage bin.  Dirt is also awesome! Though the original Care Bears movie was a little too scary for him, Brave was not (I mean what’s scary about your mom turning into a bear and trying to eat you?)

He loves Justin Timberlake, but hates Justin Bieber.  He also thinks Adam Levine sings like a girl (I don’t care what he sounds like, as long as he sings with his shirt off).

Love, Kiki